LIMITED EDITION Shower Beer Koozie (100 Made, 50 Left)
This Koozie was made for the indiegogo. Once these last 50 are gone, that's it.
This was a bit of a weird idea that I had. I know. But I printed an excerpt from the book on the front and back. So when you use it, someone will inevitably ask, "What's on your koozie?"
Then you can read them the excerpt and tell them about the book, and then, BOOM, you're an influencer! Plus, with 50% of royalties from the book going to charity, whenever you spread the word about the book, you're also helping suicide prevention and mental health charities.
"But then I started drinking. Of course, that was after my morning amateur speedball (Adderall and Xanax). I had a nice morning glass of Johnnie Walker and then realized that there was a coffee maker in my room. So, since I declared this weekend a “work” weekend, and I never start a work day without coffee, I made myself a cup…and poured some Walker in there too. My mind was scattered for a few minutes before the drugs kicked in. Take a shower, go get food, write, drink. Do I need to take a shower? I’m in a hotel room and I don’t plan on seeing anyone for days. I need a drink. I need to"
"start the day with a drink. Focus. Pour yourself a drink, then everything else can happen after that. Should I go get food first and bring it up and drink with my food? Just drink! Then you can go get food, bring it up, and drink more with the food. Great idea. But I need to take a shower. See, if I were a junky, would showering even be on my priority list? I don’t think so. So, I took a shower with a shower beer: compromise.
From Ch. 4 "Poison In My Veins"
Rock Bottom at the Renaissance
by Mike Henneberger"